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theunicornsaver:

bridle-less:

Idk why people in horse movies think horses neigh so much when literally no other animal does that. Like dog movies don’t show dogs barking every second so what’s the difference ?

Not to mention the huge amount of pointless rearing scenes…

"Ah yes, my human is here. I must rear in greeting." Because horses do that

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spoopy-giraffe:

spooky-fiona-glenanne:

y10k:

I don’t throw the term genius around loosely, but..

I had a friend who had a wallet made from a Stayfree extra long wrapper and she took it travelling in Asia and a guy picked her pocket and he dropped it and screamed when he thought he had a pad in his hand.

That is the most beautiful story I’ve ever heard

spoopy-giraffe:

spooky-fiona-glenanne:

y10k:

I don’t throw the term genius around loosely, but..

I had a friend who had a wallet made from a Stayfree extra long wrapper and she took it travelling in Asia and a guy picked her pocket and he dropped it and screamed when he thought he had a pad in his hand.

That is the most beautiful story I’ve ever heard

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thelilnan:

employer: why should we hire you?

me: i got first place on Rainbow Road

employer: holy shit

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